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Soda-Sadness Haikus
Sodas, oh sodas, Why are you so unhealthy When you taste so good? Oh soda makers, Why is it so hard to make Freaking healthy drinks? Phosphorus is bad Caramel coloring’s bad Life’s getting grayer. A...
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Ice Cream Soda
American Dessert ICE CREAM SODA INGREDIENTS 1 cup milk 3/4 cup chocolate syrup 3 1/2 cups vanilla ice cream 2 cups seltzer (AKA carbonated water) UTENSIL blender PREPARATION Add milk, chocolate syrup,...
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Sugar Cookies
American Dessert SUGAR COOKIES INGREDIENTS 3 cups flour 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 cup butter 1 cup sugar 1/2 cup white chocolate flavored cocoa, or an extra 1/2 cup sugar 1...
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Peanut-Butter Ham
American Entree PEANUT-BUTTER HAM INGREDIENTS 2 cloves garlic 1 small onion 1/4 cup honey 1 cup smooth peanut butter 2 tablespoons brown sugar 3/4 teaspoon ground mustard 3/4 teaspoon orange zest 1/4...
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Bad Artist #24, Resolutions
RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #1 I won’t eat any Lutefisk, mushrooms, and haggis No matter how tempted. RESOLUTIONS HAIKU #2 I hereby resolve Not to misplace my glasses More than once daily. – Paul R. De Lancey,...
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Bad Advice Friday +1, 8-05-17
I am ready. I am able to dispense with stupendously bad advice only one date late because: 1) I had a spasm of productivity. 2) I am holding an ice-cold root beer. 3) I am caught up with laundry. So,...
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I Will Become a Runway Model
I need something to pep up my life and I haven’t had much to do lately what with near retirement and the pandemic crimping my forays into the world of people. So, I have resolved to become a runway...
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